貌似不够长,我加!
A:Let'stalksomethingaboutmoney
B:GOahead,whatdoyouwanttotalkaboutthemoney?
A:Doyouthinkmoneytalk?
B:what?!areyoukidding?Howcouldmoneytalk……itdoesn'thaveamouth.
A:Ithinkyoumisunderstoodwhatiwassaying.Imeandoyouthinkmoneyisalmighty?
B:Ofcourse!youcanbuyanythingwithit!
A:howaboutlove?canmoneybuyyouyourlove?
B:noproblem!it'sreallyeasytohaveagirlfriendifiamamillionare!
A:well……whatabouthealth?Canmoneybringyouyourhealth?
B:Nonsense!Iwillgetbettermedicalserviceifihadbillionsofdollars!iwouldhireprivatedoctor,andfull-timenurseifibecamesick.
A:holyshit.!Moneyisn'talmighty!CanyouhavedinnerwithGodifyoupayforit?CanyoumakeBarakObamakissingyouassifyoupayforhim?orcanyouputyourassholeintoyourfaceityoupayforyoursurgeon?!ofcourseyoucann't
只要说得够慢,5分钟没问题.