跪求高手帮忙翻译这篇英语文章.咱英语无能啊..不要机翻.谢谢.
IplayedaracquetballgameagainstmycousinEdlastweek.ItwasoneofthemostsurprisingandtiringgamesI'veeverhad.WhenEdfirstphonedandsuggestedweplay,Ilaughedquietly,figuringonaneasyvictory.Afterall,Ed'sideaofexercisehasalwaysbeennothingmoreeffort-makingthanliftingaforktohismouth.AslongasIcanremember,Ed'sbeentheleastphysicallyfitmemberinthefamily,andstrangelyproudofhimself.HisbigstomachhasalwaysballoonedoutbetweenhisT-shirtandtrousers.Althoughthefamilyoftenjokedaboutthat,EdrefusedtobuyalargerT-shirtortoloseweight.SowhenEdarrivedforourgamenotonlywiththebottomofhisshirtgatheredinsidehistrousersbutalsowithastomachyoucouldhardlynotice,IwassosurprisedthatIwasspeechless.Mycousinmusthavemadeanefforttogethimselfintoshape.Asaresult,atthepointinourgamewhenI'dhavepredicted(预计)thescoretobeabout9to1inmyfavor,itwasinstead7to9-andEdwasleading.Thesuddenrealizationwaspainful.Wecontinuedtoplayliketwomadmen.Whenthescorewas16up,Iwashavingseriousdoubtsaboutstayingaliveuntil21yearsold,letalonescoringthatmanypoints.Whenthegamefinallyended,bothofuswerelyingflatonourbacks,tootiredtomove.Inaway,Ithinkwebothwon:Ithegame,butcousinEdmyrespect.