Cathy
Susan
AngelandServant
AsideandClerk
Summary
Susan很苗条,Cath和胖,她们是好朋友,不过却都羡慕对方……
ThisstoryisabouttwogoodfriendsCathyandSusan.Cathyisaverythingirl;ontheotherhand,Susanisaveryheavygirl.ThereforeCathyandSusanwanttochangethemselves.
SceneI
(CathyandSusanencountereachotheronastreet.)
Cathy:Hello,Susan.Howareyou?
Susan:I’mnotdoingwell.
Cathy:Whynot?
Susan:I’mtoofat.Iwanttolosesomeweights.
Cathy:Really?ButIwanttobecomefat.
Susan:Areyoucrazy?Beingfatisaterriblething.Lookatme.Myabdomenlookslikeaswimmingbelt.Itissougly.
(CathytouchesSusan’sabdomen.)
Cathy:Butitistenderandmakesmefeelcontent.
Susan:You’resokind.Yourwordsmakemehappy.
Cathy:I’mserious,nokidding.
Susan:God!(Touchesherownforeheadandsigh)
WhyareyounotmeandIamnotyou?
(Susanseemstointenddoingsomething.)
Susan:Wedon’tlikeourfiguresandwanttochangeourselves,wecanworkhardtogether.
Cathy:Itsoundsgood.Icanhelpyouandyoucanhelpme.That’swonderful.(Sayingloudly)
Susan:Webeginplanningrightaway.
Cathy:Uh!Let’sgo.
SceneII
(FirstlyCathybringsSusantoafamousstorenamedTrustme.)
Servant:Welcome!Doyouwanttotakepartinourclass?
Cathy:Yes!Wewill.
Servant:Ok!
Susan:Whydoyoutakemehere?
Cathy:Iseethat“Trustme,youcanmakeit”commercialonTV.Itlooksgreat.SoIwanttotrustitandhelpyoubecomethinner.
Susan:Oh…!Whydoyoualsoparticularin?
Cathy:Becausewearegoodfriends,weshoulddoittogether.(Ha!Ha!)
(Afterseveraldays)
Susan:Why?It’snousetome,butyoubecomemuchthinner.(Crying)
Cathy:Idon’twantit,too.(Crying)
(Thetwogirlsareveryangrytolooktheservant.)
Servant:It’snotmyfault.(Sheescapesfromthestore.)
SceneIII
(Later,SusantakesCathytoMcDonalds.)
Cathy:McDonalds?
Susan:Fastfoodhashighcalories.Itisthebestfoodtomakeyoufat.
Clerk:MayIhelpyou?
Susan:Iwanttoorderfourhamburgers,tendrumsticks,fivefrenchfriesandtwocokes.
Clerk:What?
Cathy:Sorry,giveusaminute.(Talkstothewaiter)
(CathypullsSusan’sarmandmovestotheside.)
Cathy:Ican’teatallofthem.
Susan:Thefoodisnotjustforyou.
Cathy:Don’tyouwanttobethin?
Susan:Yes.
Cathy:Youcan’teatthem,becausetheywillmakeyoufat.
Susan:ButIcan’topposetheattraction.
(CathygivesSusanalook.)
Susan:Letmethink.
(Suddenly,anangelandanevilappear.)
Evil:Youcaneatit.Anyway,youhavetimetoloseweight.
Angel:Ifyoueatthemnow,youwoulddothesamethingnexttime.Youwillnotloseanyweight.
Evil:Listentome.I’mright.
Angel:No,he’swrong.
(Evilbeginstofightagainsttheangel.)
Susan:Enough!Goaway!(Yellstotheevilandtheangel)
Cathy:AreyouOK?
Susan:Uh!Idecidetoeattoday.