A:Wouldyouminddoingmeafavor?
B&C:What`sup?
A:Ummm...InFact,Ihave2friendswhocan`tstopaskingstrangersstrangequestions.Wouldyoumindhelpingmegetthemhome?
B&C:OK!We`realwaysreadytohelpabeauty.(换个地方开始新对话)
D(THEFRIEND)(疯癫状):Sir,wouldyouminddrinkingthisbottleofink?
E(汗...):AreyouOK?
D:I`mfine,buttheinkwantstobedrunk.Wouldyoumind...(还没说完被打断)
F:Sorry,buttheinkdoesn`twanttobedrunkatall,itwantstobepouredontosomeone`shead!(说完将墨水倒在E的脑袋上)
E:Ohmygosh!(A&B&C见状赶忙奔来)
A(ToD&F):Please!Wouldyoumindbeingalittlepolite?!
D:Well,it`snotmyfault.Wouldyoumindblaminghiminsteadofme?!
B&C(ToD&F):Anyway,wouldyoumindifwecangetyoutwohome?
D&F:Ofcourse,we`llneverturndownhandsomeboys.(B&C架着D&F和A一起离开现场)
E:Wouldsomeonemindgivingmeapieceofhandkerchief?(完事儿)