建议把难度稍微提高一下,意思相同的次可以替换,修改句子结构而不改变句意,并加一个结尾:
Hello,ladiesandgentlemen.MynameisElijah.Iama13-year-oldgentleboy,becausemyclassmatesalwayssay"Oh,youarereallygentle."Butinfacttheysay"Oh,Icannotbearyou,youaresoboring!"AndIdonotknowwhy.SotodayIwilltalkaboutmycharacter.
Iamsweet-temperedmostofthetime,forexample,ifyoulendyourclassmatesapen.Thenheorshebrokeit.Maybeyouwilllethimorherbuyanewoneorgiveyouthemoney.ButIwillnotdothat.UsuallyIwillforgivehimorher.AlthoughIcanbearthiskindofthings,Ineverforgivesomeonewhosebrokethemostimportantthingsofmine.
SometimesIamhumorous.Aboutthreemouthsago,ItoldmyfriendsomethingcrazyaboutEquivalentsubstitution“ThecustomerisGod,Godisagirl,sothecustomerisagirl.”AfterItoldhim,helaughedallday.Andbytheway,mymathisreallynice.