今天呢,给各位说一段英语相声.
这位大家都认识,XXX我的搭档
小号吹得好!就是最近啊,身体不好
尤其这次病的挺严重的,都破相了.
痔疮.开个玩笑
就上个星期吧,XXX给我打点话:走啊,一起游泳去
我说:不去!我嫌脏,游泳池里面有很多人都在里面撒尿
他说:别怕,我们也可以尿!
最后还是他一个人去了.
当天下午3点,打电话给我:哥,带2000块赎我来吧,尿尿让人逮着了.
去把他领回来.问他怎么回事,他说:他们都在池子里尿的,我是站在岸边尿的.
过两天,他自己又去了.下午又给我打电话:兄弟.来赎我来吧,又让人逮着了
去把他领回来,问他:又站岸边尿了?他说:没有啊.这次在池子里尿的,不过这几天有点上火,尿是黄的.
Today,Iwouldliketopresentacross-talk.
ThisisXXX,mypartner,everybodyknowshim.
Heblowshistrumpetverywell!Buthehasbeenindisposedrecently
Thistimehe’sreallyverysick,he’sdisfigured.
Hemorrhoids.Haha,it’sjustajoke.
Justlastweek,XXXgavemeacall:“Come,let’sgoswimming”
Ianswered:“No,it’sdirty;lotsofpeopleurinateinthepool”
Hesaid:“Don’tworry,wealsocanurinate!”
Finallyhewentalone.
Laterintheafternoonatthreeo’clock,hecalledme:“Brother,pleasebring2000Yuantobailmeout,Iwascaughturinating.”
Iaskedhimwhat’dhappenedaftertakinghimback,hesaid:“Theyurinatedinthepool,butIdiditstandingatthepoolside.”
Twodayslater,againhewenttherealone.Intheafternoon,hecalledmeagain:“Brother,Iwascaughtagain,comeandbailme.”
Afterbringinghimback,Iasked:“Urinatedatthepoolsideagain?”
Heanswered:“No,thistimeIdiditinthepool,butthesefewdaysIhaveexcessiveinternalheat,myurinewasyellow.”