SecretForaLongLife
Awomanwalksuptoalittleoldmanrockinginachaironhisporch.
"Icouldn'thelpnoticinghowhappyyoulook,"shesays."What'syoursecretforalong,happylife?"
"Ismokethreepacksaday,drinkacaseofwhiskeyaweek,eatfattyfoodsandnever,everexercise."
"Wow,that'samazing,"saysthewoman."Howoldareyou?"
"Twenty-six."
长寿秘诀
一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头.
“我无意中发现,你是多么幸福,”那女士说.“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么?”
“我每天抽三包烟,每周喝一箱威士忌,吃高脂肪食品,而且从来不曾锻炼.”
“哦,真神奇,”女士说.“你高寿?”