读一个短文回答两个问题.50分.明天就交了.
RoadWarriors
Igottothinkingaboutcourtesytheotherdaywhenawomanhitmewithhercar.Iwanttostressthatthiswastotallymyfault.IwascrossingastreetinMiami.inapedestriancrosstalk.andisawthewoman'scarapproaching.andlikeatotalidiotIassumedshewouldstop.ThereasonIassumedthis-youaregoingtolaughandlaugh-isthattherewasastopsignfacingher.saying(thisisverbatimquote)"STOP".Idon'tknowwahtIwasthinking.InMiamiitisnotcustomarytostopforstopsigns.ThethinkinginMiamiis.ifyoustopforstopsigns.Theothersmotoristswillassumethatyouareatouristandthereforeunarmaed.andtheywillhelpthemselvestoyourmoneyadnmedicallyvaluableorgans.Forthesamereason.Miamidriversdonotinterprettrafficlightsthesamewayasnormalhumansdo.ThisiswhatatrafficlightmeanstoaMiamidriver:
GREEN:proceed
YELLOW:proceedMuchFaster
RED:proceedWhileGesturing
Soanyway.thereIwas.Mr.StupidHead.expectingaMiamiastopforastopsign.andtheresultwasthatshehadtoslamonherbrakes.andIhadtoleapbackwardlikeacharacterinarentalmovieonrewind.andhercarbangedintomyleftknee.Iwasshaken.burfortunatelyIremainedcalmenoughtorememberwhatleadingmedicalauthoritiesadviseyoutodoifyouareinvolvedinanaccident.
"Punchthecar"theyadvise.
SoIdid.Ipunchedthecar.andipointedtothestopsign.and.bywayofamplification.Iyelled"THERE'SASTOPSIGN"!Thewomanthenrolleddownherwindowandexpressedherkeepremorseasfollows:"DON'THITMY(UNLADYLIKEWORD)CAR.YOU(VERYUNLADYLIKEWORD)!"Ishouldhaveyelledasnappycomeback.suchas:"OHYEAH?WELLNOW.INADDITIONTOMYKNEE.MYHANDHURTS!"
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两个问题是：whatisthetone?
whatisthemood?
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