初二英语短文求讲解啊,急、、、
Twojokes
Onedayinadrawingclasseveryonewasbusydrawingpictures,butVictorwasdoingnothing.(A)Whenthebellrangforabreak,hegavehispicturetohisteacher.
Theteacherlookedatitandgotangry.“Whydidyougivemeapieceofpaperwithnothingonit,Victor?”askedtheteacher.
“I’msorry,sir,”saidVictor,”Idrewadogandsomebreakonthepapei.”
“Where’sthedogandwhere’sthebread?”askedtheteacher.
“Idrewthebreadfirst.(B)当我画完狗的时候,他把面包吃掉了.WhenIgaveittoyou,heranaway,”Victoranswered.
Alittleboywasstandingonafarmer’smelonpatch(瓜田)andhewantedtobuyone.(C)Hesaidtothefarmer,“Iwillgiveyou$1forthatwatermelon.”Hepointedtoalarge,ripefruitinthemiddleofthepatch.
“NO,”saidthefarmer,”Iget$10forawatermelon,“Willyoutake$forthatone?”
“Sure,”answeredthefarmer,”Iwillgiveyouthatonefou$1.”
“OK,”saidtheboy,puttingthemoneyinthefarmer’shand.“Iwillpickitinabouttwoweeks.”
根据以上两则笑话,完成下列任务
将画线部分A句翻译成汉语
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将画线部分B句翻译成英语
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将画线部分C句改写为间接引语的句子
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从第二则笑话中找出两对反义词,并翻译成中文
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Howsoonwillthattinywatermelonprobablybecomeripe?
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求翻译全文.