英语翻译
ThreeblondesdiedinanaccidenttryingtojumptheGrandCanyon.TheyareatthepearlygatesofHeaven.St.Petertellsthemthattheycanenterthegatesonlyiftheycanansweronesimplereligiousquestion.
ThequestionposedbySt.Peteris-"WhatisEaster"?
Thefirstblondereplies,"Oh,that'seasy!It'stheholidayinNovemberwhenweallgettogether,eatturkeyandarethankful."
"Wrong!,youarenotwelcomehere,I'mafraid.Youmustgototheotherplace!"repliesSt.Peter.Thenheturnstothesecondblonde,andasksherthesamequestion-"WhatisEaster?"
Thesecondblondereplies,"EasteristheholidayinDecemberwhenweputupanicetree,exchangepresents,andcelebratethebirthofJesus."
St.Peterlooksatthesecondblonde,bangshisheadonthepearlygatesindisgustandtellshershe'swrongandwillhavetojoinherfriendintheotherplace;sheisnotwelcomeinHeaven.
Hethenpeersoverhisglassesatthethirdblondeandasks,"DoyouknowwhatEasteris?"
ThethirdblondesmilesconfidentlyandlooksSt.Peterintheeyes,"IknowwhatEasteris."
"Oh?"saysSt.Peter,incredulously.
"EasteristheChristianholidaythatcoincideswiththeJewishcelebrationofPassover.JesusandhisdiscipleswereeatingatthelastsupperandJesuswaslaterdeceivedandturnedovertotheRomansbyoneofhisdisciples.TheRomanstookhimtobecrucifiedandhewasstabbedintheside,madetowearacrownofthorns,andwashungonacrosswithnailsthroughhishandsandfeet.Hewasburiedinanearbycavewhichwassealedoffbyalargeboulder."
St.Petersmilesbroadlywithdelight.
Thenthethirdblondecontinues..."EveryyeartheboulderismovedasidesothatJesuscancomeoutand,ifheseeshisshadow,therewillbesixmoreweeksofwinter!"