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英语翻译ThreeblondesdiedinanaccidenttryingtojumptheGrandCanyon.TheyareatthepearlygatesofHeaven.St.Petertellsthemthattheycanenterthegatesonlyiftheycanansweronesimplereligiousquestion.ThequestionposedbySt.Pete
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ThreeblondesdiedinanaccidenttryingtojumptheGrandCanyon.TheyareatthepearlygatesofHeaven.St.Petertellsthemthattheycanenterthegatesonlyiftheycanansweronesimplereligiousquestion.

ThequestionposedbySt.Peteris-"WhatisEaster"?

Thefirstblondereplies,"Oh,that'seasy!It'stheholidayinNovemberwhenweallgettogether,eatturkeyandarethankful."

"Wrong!,youarenotwelcomehere,I'mafraid.Youmustgototheotherplace!"repliesSt.Peter.Thenheturnstothesecondblonde,andasksherthesamequestion-"WhatisEaster?"

Thesecondblondereplies,"EasteristheholidayinDecemberwhenweputupanicetree,exchangepresents,andcelebratethebirthofJesus."

St.Peterlooksatthesecondblonde,bangshisheadonthepearlygatesindisgustandtellshershe'swrongandwillhavetojoinherfriendintheotherplace;sheisnotwelcomeinHeaven.

Hethenpeersoverhisglassesatthethirdblondeandasks,"DoyouknowwhatEasteris?"

ThethirdblondesmilesconfidentlyandlooksSt.Peterintheeyes,"IknowwhatEasteris."

"Oh?"saysSt.Peter,incredulously.

"EasteristheChristianholidaythatcoincideswiththeJewishcelebrationofPassover.JesusandhisdiscipleswereeatingatthelastsupperandJesuswaslaterdeceivedandturnedovertotheRomansbyoneofhisdisciples.TheRomanstookhimtobecrucifiedandhewasstabbedintheside,madetowearacrownofthorns,andwashungonacrosswithnailsthroughhishandsandfeet.Hewasburiedinanearbycavewhichwassealedoffbyalargeboulder."

St.Petersmilesbroadlywithdelight.

Thenthethirdblondecontinues..."EveryyeartheboulderismovedasidesothatJesuscancomeoutand,ifheseeshisshadow,therewillbesixmoreweeksofwinter!"

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