旁白：IthinkeverybodyknowstheChinesestory狐假虎威.Youknowthefoxcheatthetiger.Whenthetigerknewthetruth,hefeltveryangry.Hehatedthefoxverymuch.Canyouimaginewhenthefoxmeetwiththetigeragain,whatwillhappen?Oneday,anewstoryhappens.(一)琵琶弹奏：《金蛇狂舞》场景：狐狸在前面跑，老虎在后面追。老虎一把揪住狐狸，喘三口气后，将狐狸翻转过来。老虎：(暴怒地，用手指指着狐狸的鼻子)Youcheatmelasttime.Cheatme!Howdareyou!Now,youaredying.Ahhahaha!狐狸：(背过头去，小声地)：Oh,unlucky!WhatshallIdo?(回过头来，可怜地)：Ifeelverysorryforcheatingyoulasttime，but,but,but……(左顾右盼)老虎：(疑惑地)Butwhat?狐狸：(推脱中)But…….(眼睛往远处上下打量，迷恋状，脚不由自主地走出去)Beautiful!老虎：(一把将狐狸拽回来)What?狐狸：(向远处努努嘴)YougirlfriendLinda!Look,she’sthere!老虎：(傻呼呼，左右张望，急忙放手去找)Where?Where?Linda,Iloveyou!(狐狸乘机溜走)(l老虎望着空空如也的手)Ihatefox!(气得上窜下跳)(二)旁白：Unfortunately,afterafewdays,thetigermeetwiththefoxagain.老虎在森林里又遇到了溜达中的狐狸，又一下子冲上去把狐狸压在爪下。(琵琶拨一下弦，以示紧张的情绪。)老虎：(暴怒地)Now,youcanmakeachoice.Youwantmebiteyouheadfirstoryourfatlegfirst?(先抚摩狐狸的头发，再打量狐狸的腿)狐狸：(回过头去，表情像遇到鬼)Shit!(又回过头来，非常可怜状)(二胡《梁祝》响起)Oh,oh,oh,oh,helpyourselftosomefoxplease.Ihatemyself,too.(狐狸捂着脸痛苦地跪下)MymothersaysI’mnotagoodboy.Ialwaystelllies.(狐狸突然蹿起来)But,theysay,tigerisakindofstronganimal.Maybethestrongestanimalintheworld.BeforeIdie,canyoushowmehowstrongyouare?老虎：(得意极了，做出各种健美展示姿势)Ofcourse.I’magreatanimal.I’mproudofmyself.狐狸：(试探地)IheardtherewasaChinesecalled刘翔.Hecancover110metersin10seconds.Canyou?老虎：(想想就好笑)Wahahaha!wahahaha!Poormankind!Howslow!Washyoureyes!(老虎用手将狐狸的脑袋推开)Look!(老虎一溜烟跑了起来)狐狸：(挥挥手，远远望去)sayunala!(二胡配轻松得意的音乐)(三)旁白：Now,fateplaysanotherjokeonthefox.Hemeetwiththetigeragain.老虎变聪明了躲在树后面，一下子扑住了狐狸。狐狸：(不解地)Who?老虎：(意味深长地)Youroldfriend!Tiger!狐狸：(装傻地)Oh,haven’tseeyouforalongtime.Howareyou?(狐狸帮老虎整理领子，用袖子帮老虎擦衣服)老虎：(阴险地)Veryverynice!Now,Iseemylunch.Dilicious!(狐狸听了脚抖)狐狸：(打喷嚏)ati!ati!(煞有介事地)IadmitI’vcheatyoufor3times.But,youknow,it’sallforyoursake.老虎：(疑惑地)Formysake?狐狸：(可怜巴巴地)Yes.Totellthetruth,I’mnotanormalfox!老虎：(不甘示弱地)I’mnotanormaltiger,too.狐狸：(娓娓道来)Ilookeditupinthedictionary,andIknow,inChinese,theycallme果子狸。老虎：(没明白)果子狸？狐狸：(一拍脑袋，假装想起来)Oh,Iforget,youcan’tspeakChinese!老虎：(得意地，想想就好笑地)Wahahaha!Wahahaha!Mymotheralwaystellme：tolearnaforgienlanguageisveryimportant!I’velearntChineseinschool!AmIgreat!(突然醒悟过来)Wait,whatdidyousay?Chinesecallyouwhat?狐狸：果子狸。老虎：果子狸？SARS?非典？狐狸：(点点头)Yes!老虎：(放开手，大叫着跑了)waya!(边跑，边擦手)(四)旁白：Fromthenon,foxbecometherealKingoftheforest.二胡演奏Wearethechampion狐狸大摇大摆地走在前面，后面有两个小喽罗在敲背。一个小喽罗敲得重了。狐狸把手一挥。Go!Go!Go!将其赶走。狐狸走在台中，大笑起来：Ahhahahaha!Ahhahahaha!期间，夹杂着老虎的哭声。